09 January 2008 @ 07:45 am
Great Googly Moogly  
OK, stay with me here. See, a bacon cheeseburger? That's for wimps. No, what we need is a bacon burger - a burger...made out of bacon!

And if that's not enough, you've got to put cheese in the middle of the patty.

Then, you've got to dip it in beer batter and deep-fry that sucker!

Finally, add cheese on top, and there you have it: The Bacon Burger 2.0!*




* - Defibrillation paddles not included.
 
 
Current Location: My Desk
Current Mood: appalled
 
 
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Gyr[info]daemionfox on January 9th, 2008 02:18 pm (UTC)
Parts of my heart died and three arteries collapsed just by looking at it.
Jos[info]snorklewacker on January 9th, 2008 02:23 pm (UTC)
"Look out McGriddle! Here comes the Donut Ham Hamburger!" ~Jim Gaffigan

Frightening. Truly frightening. I didn't think anything could top the creation known as a "Luther Vandross" (bacon cheeseburger served in a Krispy Kreme donut), but this tops the list. My arteries are clenching in protest right now.
Duncan da Husky: Erf?[info]duncandahusky on January 9th, 2008 04:04 pm (UTC)
I actually know of someone who made and ate a Luther Burger. No reports on whether he keeled over soon after or not :-)

On an unrelated note: It appears I have come across your sister from Philly. Hee! Small world...
Jos[info]snorklewacker on January 9th, 2008 06:48 pm (UTC)
Yeah, that was really funny! I knew she'd been to Anthrocon, and then I asked her about going this year and how I knew some people that were big in that community and she's like, "Oh, Duncan? Sure, I know who that is. MFF? Yeah, a bunch of my friends said it's fantastic, I've been meaning to go." The world shrinks another notch.
Street[info]street22 on January 9th, 2008 02:29 pm (UTC)
...mmmmmm

heart stoppingly good...

and people wonder why americans are so damn fat.
Sabot L'ours: picnic[info]sabotlours on January 9th, 2008 02:30 pm (UTC)
OMG! That truly is a heart attack on a bun!

I was watching the Food Network over the weekend, and there was some burger joint that made a bacon patty to put on top of the hamburger. That sounded mighty tasty! But a battered and deep-fried burger just seems so horribly wrong.
Fuzzbear: candid[info]fuzzbear on January 9th, 2008 03:07 pm (UTC)
Just add some peanut butter and banana's
food fit for "The King"
SimbaLion: Embarassed[info]simbalion on January 9th, 2008 03:13 pm (UTC)
I think I just threw up a little.
David M Stein[info]drzarron on January 9th, 2008 03:14 pm (UTC)
I'm surprised that sucker stays on the bun... it should be so slick with grease it should squirt out the other side!

Just hand them a gun, it'll be faster...
fuzzytoes: young[info]fuzzytoedcollie on January 9th, 2008 03:38 pm (UTC)
Puts a deep-fried Hostess Twinkie [wikipedia.org] all to shame...

("This article may require cleanup to meet Wikipedia's quality standards." Funny!)
jimcyl[info]jimcyl on January 9th, 2008 03:40 pm (UTC)
It makes my heart hurt just looking at it. Ewww...
The Foxish[info]foxish on January 9th, 2008 03:50 pm (UTC)
Am I the only guy who desperately wants one? Right now?
Duncan da Husky: Brain Damaged[info]duncandahusky on January 9th, 2008 04:05 pm (UTC)
Yes, yes you are.

:-)
The mostly harmless pedant.[info]stormdog on January 9th, 2008 06:00 pm (UTC)
*Raises an embarrassed paw*

No
Fuzzbear[info]fuzzbear on January 9th, 2008 06:20 pm (UTC)
I don't desperately want one..but id hit it.
kritterfox[info]kritterfox on January 10th, 2008 12:56 am (UTC)
Not desperately, but I wouldn't mind giving it a try.
midwestcougar[info]midwestcougar on January 9th, 2008 03:58 pm (UTC)
O.O

I feel sick now.
Woody: Steak[info]woodychitwn on January 9th, 2008 04:05 pm (UTC)
Dear... GOD.


I must have one.
Gene[info]typographer on January 9th, 2008 09:09 pm (UTC)
Wow....

I felt my blood sugars and triglicerides rising just reading it!
Terry E. Christian: otter-raspberry[info]otterdaemmerung on January 9th, 2008 09:21 pm (UTC)
Is this something from Paula Deen's latest cookbook?
kritterfox[info]kritterfox on January 10th, 2008 12:56 am (UTC)
Iiiiiiiiiit's BACON!
AeroFox: Silly[info]aerofox on January 10th, 2008 02:39 am (UTC)
Aorta traffic jam?
Ugh... I think I just had a 500,000 cholesterol cell pileup in my artery X.X
Drako Dragonis[info]drako_dragonis on January 11th, 2008 02:57 am (UTC)
OMG! That looks....delicious..& yet as healthy as jumping off a cliff at low tide >.=.<

I'll have to try that sometime ^.=.^