I started writing this expressly for datahawk, but I figured I may as well post it here.

A caveat: This is what makes the perfect cup of coffee for me. You may like a cup of instant coffee with eight packets of sugar and a hint of non-dairy creamer. While I may weep for you, you are welcome to that and free to skip to the next entry on your friends page.

( Duncan's Guide to the Perfect Cup of Coffee )